Gold juice

I've been working to store up some breast milk for future use.

Every bottle I fill, I honestly feel like this.

Window Lips

Two little toddlers visited us today.  

They closed the door from outside on the patio and did that to the window.

3 months!

Our baby is 3 months old today.  With her increasing need for attention, we decided to get a monkey as her exclusive playmate.

Agent B (bq)

Lunch BBQ was happening at work by the cafeteria people on Friday.

I'm still curious what this person's job was.

Wonderfaceland

I couldn't sleep for a bit after getting up early in the morning to feed the baby so I imagined this on boyfriend's face as I stared at him sleeping. (I'm only a little bit creepy ok)

(I'm sorry in advance if this gives you a nightmare)

Chihuahua the guard dog

I was watching TV on the couch and I looked to my right and saw this.

*the green pillow is my nursing pillow.

Street jesus

I sneezed in front of Starbucks and someone said "Bless you"  so I turned around to say "Thanks."

My hips don't lie

My baby shot poop at me yesterday, but I miraculously dodged it.

Prince Charmin Ultra Gentle

I watched boyfriend putting down clean set of pee sheets for my dog while I was breast feeding. 

You looked like a handsome prince.

Bigfoot

I saw a naked man on his balcony while I was doing dishes. 

He quickly got a small towel that was hung on the railing and used that to cover his frontal area.

Urban Jungle

Driving back from Starbucks, there are 2 little stop signs inside of the apartment complex. 

This is the look this couple gave me as I approached one of them.

Don't worry, I'm a mom too. 

Bon Voyage

My friend had some unknown food on her face at lunch.  

Thank you because it sent me to a nice place.

Highlight of My Day

My friend reached in her toddler's diaper to check and got a significant amount of poop on her finger.  

Lemonade

I was having peaceful lunch with my friend and a bunch of teenagers sat next to our table. 

And this was a glimpse of their conversation.  

Lamborololer

I was walking around at the mall and this is what (I think) this man shouted. 

You are correct, sir.

Our friend gave us this amazing stroller called Origami for our baby shower and it gets so much attention wherever we go.  (love it)

Corolla Diva

I heard Rihanna's "Stay" coming from the radio while driving back from Best Buy today.  

I looked at my mirror and this lady too was enjoying it. (maybe a bit more than me)

Happy Mother's Day

For this special day, we went to a park to picnic.  It's almost impossible to take a good family photo with a 2 months old & a nervous chihuahua.  

So here's my version of our family portrait.

Someone's watching..

This is what I see while I'm showering and towel drying myself everyday.

Target Incident

I was at the cashiers waiting in line and I accidently touched the woman in front of me with my cart.  

And this is what she said to me.